google you gotta relax
“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”
“Cat, I farted.”
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if we get some kind of reunion between these two in btsv i’ll bawl my eyes out
ok this is insane but like.. the new tumblrinas are more acclimated to the culture than some normal users. i mean it. like every single reddit refugee post has an INSANELY CLOSE like to reblog ratio and there all mutualing each other and sending each other asks and dms. like wtf. how are you better at this.
in all seriousness i think its because we welcomed them with such feral delight. like every single tumblr user individually saw the reddit refugees and were like “ok listen. we love you honey and hope you’re feeling good and here are the instructions” and they did SO MUCH MORE THAN WE THOUGHT THEY WOULD!!! AND NOW ALL OF THEM ARE LIKE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!
and also not to keep going but i adore how everyone is so so emotional about this. like every single reddit refugee is like “oh my god why are you so nicee i havent felt this happy in years holy fuckkk…” and were all like “its ok!!! im so glad you are having fun you are doing such a good job yknow? youre perfect at this!!” anyways if YOURE a reddit refugee lets be mutuals
ok since i don’t think i’ve seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.
IT JUST HAPPENS
- DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
- Thursday the 20th
- The Fifth of Wednesday
- Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
- Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
- Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday
- Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem…
- Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday
- Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
- Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
- Every Saturday: Don’t @ Me, I’m Chilling/Caturday
- Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
- January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
- January 29: Threshold Day
- All of February: Funguary
- February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
- March 9: Miku Day
- March 10: Mario Day
- March 14: Pi Day
- March 15: Ides of March
- March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
- April 1: Mishapocalypse
- April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
- April 3: Dannypocalypse
- April 8: Rex Manning Day
- ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
- April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
- ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
- April 20: haha 420 blaze it
- April 25: The Perfect Date
- April 28: Ed Balls Day
- April 30: It’s Gonna Be May
- All of May: Mermay
- May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
- May 4: May the 4th Be With You
- May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
- May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
- All of June: Pride Month
- ALSO All of June: IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
- June 5: Barricade Day
- June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
- July 20: Moon Landing
- September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
- September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
- All of October: SKELETON WAR
- ALSO All of October: Inktober
- October 3: Mean Girls Day
- ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day
- October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
- October 31: HALLOWEEN
- November 5: honestly what didn’t happen that day
- November 19: Goncharov
- All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
- December 10: Please, It’s Christmas
- December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN’T CHRISTMAS
the difference between Reddit and twitter migrants is Reddit brings memes while twitter brought 2016 tumblr discourse.